Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

John Kennedy Toole
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Employers are always looking for the perfect employee. They are searching for people who will fit perfectly into their organization. They are looking for the ones who will go above and beyond just to fit in. Those who "lack" a particular perversion are not considered fit for employment.

Source: A Confederacy Of Dunces

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